I think it would be illegal to have 2 pet cats like I do then, because they'd
be pretty damn endangered. It would be illegal to masterbate, wouldn't that
suck?
i really think you are not making things easy with this quote " everytime
you masturbate God kills a kitten. why will God killa kitten? tell me what
kitten and mastburbating hvae in common. this is weird.... i masturbate and i
don't think oi kill kitten. sorry sorry masturbate kills me away from heart
breaker.
mmmh well so if i masterbate i would involuntarily kill a kitten?? thats pretty
bad!! but on the other hand if i dont I'll die..so i say THE HELL WITH KITTENS!!
I cracked the fuck up when I saw this on the tip jar of this cafe....I must
have killed thousands of kittens...and the things following the kitten,
priceless!!
Since the first time my hubby and I saw this, many months ago, it's been our
favorite joke. It's great code, too. We can talk about masturbating, and no one
has any idea. People must think we're sick, when he says he wants to watch me
kill a kitten!
wish i knew about this before i was 13..... 2 years already... damn thats about
1000 kittens.... i wonder what happens when god masturbates? does he kill
pandas?
STOP MASTERBATING SAVE THE PUSSY, WHAT IS BETTER YOUR HAND, OR THE PUSSY! Oh
nvm thats Kat not pussy kat, keep beating your mean, Or I guess ebating your
cat.
ok. so theres roughly 6 billion people on the planet at this moment. that
means that if on average everyone alive masterbates only once a week. thats
6billion kittens dieing a week. ok now let just assume that theres 1 billion
domestic cats that are alive at this time. in order to maintain the kat
population (because of the gestation period of felines) every single femail cat
would have to produce a litter of 432 kittens every 3 months for 22 years. ok
with that knowledge and the fact that i own 2 pet cats of my own, i would like
to pose this question, "who the fuck has been stealing my goddamn
kittens!!"
is this to make us stop jerking off? cuz its not working...I bet jesus is up
there right now having a good time..but ofcourse he's just so great that it
doesnt kill cats..owell..