My sister has a car just like that. It's an Oldsmobile station wagon -- and it just refuses to die. It starts and runs like new in the worst weather conditions, and it's the ugliest contraption ever built.

This one is actually a 1981 Ford that has 95,000 miles on it. I use it more like a truck - the back of it is always full of tools and I often pull my utility trailer with it.

This is one of my earliest photoshop efforts - I didn't really drown it.

No, get out, THAT really isn't a "doctored" photo? Gosh it looks soooo real!

You know it and I know it, but you'd be surpised at how many people thought it was real when I made it. Not everyone recognizes a shopped photo and not all shopped photos are recognizable even to someone as "sophisticated" and "witty" as you, anon. The frightening thing is what could be done to make people believe something important happened that never happened at all. In the meantime, try to relax and enjoy the concept and humor of something like this.