fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: December 16, 2016 10:49PM
this reminds me of a few weeks ago.
walked to the corner store but when i walked out there was a panhandler waiting
on the side of the building.
he asked for some money.
i said i had spent all i had with me.
he got belligerent, said i was a dickhead.....something something.
i said, "thank you have a nice day" and walked on.
he came up behind me talking some shit about Jesus.
i turned around and explained that i had no money on me again.
he said give him what i bought at the store.
i laughed and told him to just walk away.
he said something else stupid and claimed he could kick my ass and take what he
wanted.
i told him to just walk away again.
he balled up a fist and walked right into a round kick to the chin.
i asked again if he'd prefer to walk away, or would he prefer a nice nap.
he raised his fist (i could tell he was going to swing). i ducked left and gave
him a left right left combo to the chin. he fell on the sidewalk out cold, and i
walked on home.
damn, there are some stupid mother fuckers in the world.
Roberto Report This Comment Date: December 17, 2016 02:13AM
Now that's a left hook Connor McGregor would be proud of!
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: December 17, 2016 02:57AM
i would say the surprise factor was heavy in his favor, when actually he was
flat footed and had a slight hop before the swing.
an experienced fighter would have tore him up
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: December 17, 2016 03:14AM
i just sent this to a friend and he claims there's some you stooge craze of
homeless bashing. this could be an example
Roberto Report This Comment Date: December 17, 2016 12:02PM
Yeah, just realised that may be the case after posting my first comment.
That would be really sad Fossil if that's the case.
And if it's the case, that little guy who knocked him out
should have his balls cut off with a hot knife.
Preying on the homeless and unfortunate just shows how gutless
some people are. They're the ones that need to be sent to the front line
of a major war and leave them there with no weapons to protect themselves.
See how long they last.
SpazzII Report This Comment Date: December 19, 2016 10:58AM
What a coincidence, I had that same dream!
Ping Bot Report This Comment Date: December 19, 2016 01:53PM
Ping Bot says me too!