quasi Report This Comment Date: December 23, 2012 04:03PM
An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing,
s...topping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by
accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she
missed her chance to get through the intersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into
the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her
car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched,
finger-printed, and photographed, and then placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was
waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your
car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and
cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder,
the 'What Would Jesus Do?' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School'
bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car!"
BlahX3 Report This Comment Date: December 23, 2012 04:12PM
Lordy be!
It's a rerun for me but still a goodun.