Anonymous Report This Comment Date: July 17, 2006 01:55PM
I predict that in the next couple of
years Bill divorces Hilary&becomes an
analyst on FOX news channel.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: July 17, 2006 02:12PM
!Naaah, I heard he's planning to reopen the Mustang Ranch in Reno..
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: July 17, 2006 02:36PM
lol, the democratic man whore
shaDEz Report This Comment Date: July 17, 2006 03:02PM
lol i like that, i'ma have to swipe it... thanx fd or whoever wrote that
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: July 17, 2006 04:27PM
it's hotter than the weather in dallas....:~}
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: July 17, 2006 05:33PM
Better to be a sex whore than a corporate whore.
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: July 17, 2006 06:07PM
at least sex whores are gettin' some huh?
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: July 17, 2006 09:28PM
Fossil,that was pretty good.Going to copy for sure.12 more days man.Get your
popcorn ready.
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: July 17, 2006 10:37PM
12 days till what? did i miss sumtin again?
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: July 17, 2006 10:40PM
seen it before
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: July 18, 2006 02:21AM
how bout dis un?
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass
destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little
purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive; with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting.
The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails
everyone about what it did.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be
back.
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly
expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't
care.
The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files.
Last but not least.....
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy...then discards it through
Windows.
shaDEz Report This Comment Date: July 18, 2006 10:42PM
glad i'm running fc on this machine... althogh the oprah winfrey virus sounds
kinda nice... i can turn my 200 GB hdd into 350 GB... fuckin' sweet! but how
would it affect my disk? it's only 23 gigs with two would they only increase by
75% or would i get up to 350 anyway?... i'm install win on it see how it goes
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: July 19, 2006 10:41AM
Cowboys training camp!
jgoins Report This Comment Date: July 19, 2006 10:56AM
If Hilary becomes President whe will get a blow job in the oval office.
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: July 19, 2006 01:48PM
lmfao!
you think they trade off given it?
jgoins Report This Comment Date: July 20, 2006 12:19PM
I think Hilary has a biger dick than Bill does. As long as they stay out of
Arkansas I am happy.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: July 22, 2006 02:04PM
REPUBLICANISM
You have two cows.
The government takes one, puts it in a catapult, and shoots it at Iraq.