Anonymous Report This Comment Date: May 09, 2007 10:32PM
Spread this around the Internet, say whatever you want to, but, socially
correct is were all of our problems come from...... this guy cracks me up, he
speaks the truth that THEY are against.... common sense!
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
"Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using
so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million
less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal
immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship
him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour
in the military.
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he
will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also
be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably
deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the
aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle
or ammo. Problem solved. If you think this is a good solution to both the
problems, forward it to your friends. I just did."
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shaDEz Report This Comment Date: May 10, 2007 02:25AM
hahaha, this is really good!