heres some more stupid shitROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS !



In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have
sex with animals, but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death
(Like THAT makes sense.)



In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination. He
may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they
look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals
of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers;
the sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A
brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!"

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is
to travel the countryside and deflower young
virgins, who pay them for the privilege of
having sex for the first time...Reason: under
Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins
to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is
there any job anywhere else in the world, that
even comes close to this?)



In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed
to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do
so with her bare hands. The husband's lover,
on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool,
England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex
with her husband, and the first time this happened her
mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for
a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter
at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough
problem that they had to pass this law?)



In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from
vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may
be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places
where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
the premises."
Is this a great country or what? Not as great as
Guam!)



Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
an hour. (Who volunteers for this stuff?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always
smiling?)



The strongest muscle in the body is the
tongue...(Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)



The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight and always falls
over on its right side when intoxicated. (drinking
little bottles of...? -- did the U.S.
govt. pay for this research??)



Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)



Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people
like that too)



And, the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts. (Do you think
they have bad breath?)