Haha! It never happened. That's just a joke I embellished on a little.

I have walked out on a gig or two though. It just ain't worth it sometimes. One we walked out on because by 11:30 there were only five people in the bar, counting the band and the barkeep and we were playing for a cut of the take and chump change. The stupid bitch owner called me the next morning and started ragging my ass saying she never wanted me to play there again. I told her to just shut the fuck up and that's just fine, saves me the trouble of cancelling the rest of the dates we had there. That is a true story.