Anonymous Report This Comment Date: May 05, 2005 05:15AM
He has been for 4 years and what have they done?
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: May 05, 2005 11:16AM
Our multi-billion dollar radar-evading planes. Too bad Al-Qaeda doesn`t have
radar.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: May 05, 2005 05:02PM
Too bad he doesn't have a metal plate in his head.
USA_SUcks Report This Comment Date: May 05, 2005 11:23PM
HE WILL COME OUT AND PLAY JUST WATCH OUT FOR LOW FLYING PLANES
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: May 06, 2005 02:22AM
Nice planes. Must have cost a bundle. How is it that Osama Bin Laden is stil
alive?
duane Report This Comment Date: May 06, 2005 07:14AM
Do you know for sure?
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: May 06, 2005 08:52AM
Do YOU know for sure?
duane Report This Comment Date: May 06, 2005 10:43AM
NO DO YOU KNOW for sure?OH ITS ON NOW! YOU BETTER BRING IT!
Mark_K Report This Comment Date: May 08, 2005 02:33PM
Hey...
Osama's either:
1. Dead
2. Hiding
EITHER way he knows who his Daddy is.
duane Report This Comment Date: May 08, 2005 03:46PM
Marks right the guys dead or hiding.If he were to come out and we found out who
was hiding him we would be bombing the shit out of that country.I dont think hes
a prized posession,more of a burden so it is a waiting game untill the picture
is painted with them as freedom fighters like Micheal Moore would like you to
believe.People like him and these other hollywood cronies want you to think
America is something to be ashamed of they dont exist in the same world we
do.Theyr'e bodyguards have guns so they dont need them(exept for peace lovers
like David Crosby),and you dont either.Thats what they would like you to
believe.
Mark_K Report This Comment Date: May 09, 2005 03:09AM
Thanks, Duane.
But...
Hmmmm?? Maybe I was wrong in limiting it to two choices.
There IS another posibility come to think of it...
Maybe we bombed Osama's shithole and he suffered a head wound and got amnesia.
Like any good towelhead with any sense, he now longs for a better life and the
utopian existence of owning his own convenience store in the good ol' U. S. of
A.
So ol' Osama (now Majibibi Muhamud Mawahibi)leaves stuff like getting his guys
into flying school far behind and steals across the Mexican border with the
10,000 or so other illegals who cross every day. Beaners, towelheads,whatEVER...
they all look alike anyway to us 'Mericans and a platoon of terrorists would
blend right in to a group of orange pickers. Anyway...
Majibbi worked hard and now owns his own store and is well-occupied happily
punching fill-up orders and keeping the soda fountain topped up. Rather than
brewing up New Armeggdeon, our friend Majibibi has his days filled with keeping
the fresh coffee brewed in Canton or Dallas or somewhere in the 'burbs.
Since they usually sit on a stool, his height would not even be noticed. People
would just think he's standing up. And since people of a different ethnic group
all look alike to people of another ethnic group, nobody would notice. (Notice I
cleverly avoided saying, "And since all towelheads look alike, nobody would
notice"?)
Majibibi Muhamud Mawahibi is just another turban-wrapped 7-Eleven or Circle-K
clerk doin' his job, keepin' clean and livin' the American dream.
(Ol' "Maj" - as his friends call him - probably thinks Michael Moore
is a lard-assed shithead, too.)
duane Report This Comment Date: May 15, 2005 02:29AM
lol! Hes pitching melons listening to menudo.
Sweet_FA Report This Comment Date: July 26, 2005 04:11PM
Osama's been playing for years. It's the US who have only just worked that out
recently. They're good at turning friends into enemies.