"And if you look out your left window you will see the female silverback looking for her young. The babies are rarely seen with the baby daddy, and will often turn up dead if away from the mother for more than a few hours. The female unemploydus negroidus will give birth to new young at an alarming rate, countering the murderous habits of the baby daddy allowing some of the offspring enough time to aquire goods not belonging to them and to reach the local pawn shop where pagers, cell phones, and bling are purchased.