Ok....here's the deal:

In politics and war, just as in sex, the one with the biggest dick is the winner. In Vietnam the U.S. lost because China had the biggest dick and the Soviet Union was packing a big package too.

Now we are in the 21st century and the USSR is kaput and all China wants to do is be left alone to build and grow until it is the world's first ultrapower and the Sleeping Giant will wake up with a RAGING hardon and the ability to wield the biggest dick of all time. But, until that day comes, the good ol' U.S.of A has the biggest dick as a a world power and we get out way, so get OVER it!

Dubyah kicked Kerry's ass and the Dem party outta the water so he and the Pubs have the big dicks politically and they get their way.

Blow all the fluff ya want about who is right and who is wrong. But in the grand scheme of things the one with the biggest dick defines what is "right". And that's just the way it is, like it or not. All ye with small dicks gotta take it and, yup you might get lucky with some small terrorist act, but the reality is if the USA wanted to, Irag WOULD be a glass parking lot.

Repeat after me:

"He with the biggest dick has his way", and...

"Might makes right"