Here's the rest of the post. (Gotta get some more RAM)

A president lying about an extramarital affair is a
impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support
for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.


Government should limit itself to the powers named in
the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and
censoring the Internet.


The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades,
but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.


Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless
you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and
you need our prayers for your recovery.


You support states' rights, but Attorney General John
Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they
have the right to adopt.


What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest,
but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

Friends don't let friends vote Republican.