DR. PHIL WAS CONDUCTING A GROUP THERAPY SESSION WITH FOUR YOUNG
MOTHERS AND THEIR SMALL CHILDREN. "YOU ALL HAVE OBSESSIONS," HE
OBSERVED.

TO THE FIRST MOTHER, HE SAID, "YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH EATING.
YOU'VE EVEN NAMED YOUR DAUGHTER CANDY."

HE TURNED TO THE SECOND MOM. "YOUR OBSESSION IS WITH MONEY.
AGAIN, IT MANIFESTS ITSELF IN YOUR CHILD'S NAME, PENNY."

HE TURNS TO THE THIRD MOM. "YOUR OBSESSION IS ALCOHOL.
THIS, TOO, MANIFESTS ITSELF IN YOUR CHILD'S NAME, BRANDY."

AT THIS POINT, THE FOURTH MOTHER GETS UP, TAKES HER LITTLE
BOY BY THE HAND AND WHISPERS, "COME ON, DICK, WE'RE LEAVING