Woberto I shortened it.

All right then... let's build a time machine, go back to 1980 and explain the future is so wonderful! History was completely redirected when a Swedish director made a movie called 'Gaslight' and then political parties and academics, who believe people are modified pond scum, and that they are superior pond scum, saw it, resulting in:
The whole planet was lectured to by an autistic teenager who published a photograph of her and her opera singer mum in their house with expensive furniture and knick knacks and complained her future was stolen;
The yank government and media have persuaded their population to believe in 'the collapse', where all money ceases to have value, and they believe it;
There are men who believe they are women and are offended if you call them men;
There's something called foline, that's the solder joining the wiring of our brains together, you don't need much in your diet, it's found in meat, eggs, cheese and milk, so not eating those is now a militant fad and thousands of millions in capital has been raised for the cause by its converts;
Some of these converts take funny drugs to change themselves from men to women, or women to men, they have a known 41% suicide rate, they still do it, governments don't stop this and media promotes it;
Christ promoted weapons ownership, churches supported banning guns and evicted those members who didn't go along;
God specified the death penalty for homosexual acts, churches knowingly ordained poofs and lesbians and evicted those members who didn't go along;
Cosmic radiation from the sun and outer space has increased so much the hottest time of day can be 6pm, so there's a new scale in meteorological reports called the UV Index and it goes up to 'extreme'. Working outdoors can be very bad. Political parties and academics blame this on a totally unrelated substance called carbon and say it's our fault;
The same political parties and academics now expect us to fight a war for them, one bigger than World War I and II combined;
There's a device that fits in your pocket and gives access to most of the libraries and museums on earth, their collections and expert lectures, for free, you can also use it to communicate with, or just read the discussions of, groups of people from all over the earth who have a technical and expert knowledge in any subject, from astrophysics to particle physics and anything in between, most people use it to view funny pictures of cats and argue with strangers, and;
Assuming they don't lock us up in a padded cell at that point... it's so bad there's this thing called Plus613.