John_Stone Report This Comment Date: January 25, 2006 09:39PM
*Winner*, *Dumbest Moment*, *Marketing*
=No joke here= . =Just suffice it to say that the literal translation of the
Spanish word cajeta is= "=little box=."
With the help of Latin pop sensation Thalia Sodi, Hershey introduces Cajeta
Elegancita, a new candy bar for the Hispanic market. Though the wrapper features
a picture of Sodi, apparently she neglects to fill her Yanqui partners in on a
subtlety of Spanish: In Mexico, "cajeta" can be used to mean
"nougat." Elsewhere in the Spanish-speaking world, however, it's slang
for female anatomy.
shaDEz Report This Comment Date: January 25, 2006 10:41PM
I Want CANDY!!!
bubblegum and taffy.
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart, Sandy.
Got my pennies saved. so I'm a sugar daddy.
I'm her Hume Cronyn, she my Jessica Tandy.
I want candy!
I need candy, bubble gum and taffy,
Gonna get your ass beat nasty,
Do it so your dad sees, embarrass your whole family
Just cuz you came between a kid and his candy.
I need candy, any kind will do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved.
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze,
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
To fuel a giant drill to bore straight into hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills *MC Pee Pants* has created.
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down, yo here's the address
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue
Right next to the gentlemen's club
9013090130 Report This Comment Date: January 26, 2006 06:31AM
Sir Mixalot?
90130 Report This Comment Date: January 26, 2006 11:26AM
Sir Pricks-a-lot.
90130 Report This Comment Date: January 26, 2006 11:29AM
Bow Wow Wow - "I Want Candy"
I know a guy who's tough but sweet
He's so fine, he can't be beat
He's got everything that I desire
Sets the summer sun on fire
I want candy, I want candy
Go to see him when the sun goes down
Ain't no finer boy in town
You're my guy, just what the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make my mouth water
I want candy, I want candy
Candy on the beach, there's nothing better
But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater
Some day soon I'll make you mine,
Then I'll have candy all the time
I want candy, I want candy
I want candy, I want candy...
