Comments for: Application for Grant of Australian Citizenship
Posted by: Balloo
Date: May 12, 2004 10:59PM
This "form"— joke or not— infers that ALL Aussies are
beer-swilling, homophobic, sexist louts. I beg to disagree. I have personally
met three who were not. No.... make that two.
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches,
going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going prawning, sleeping
and barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was
the second Day.
On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and barbies on the
beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the
Third Day.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide
tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies. God saw that it was
good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak
and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came
and it was the Fifth Day.
On the Fifth day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach,drink
the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies. God saw that it
was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.
On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to
the footy, surf , drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God
created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.
On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the
hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes, smelled
the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good ..
well almost good. God saw that the blokes were tired and needed a rest.
So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook and clean
the barbie. God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was
bloody good.