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Application for Grant of Australian Citizenship

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Comments for: Application for Grant of Australian Citizenship

Posted by: Balloo
Date: May 12, 2004 10:59PM

This "form"— joke or not— infers that ALL Aussies are beer-swilling, homophobic, sexist louts. I beg to disagree. I have personally met three who were not. No.... make that two.


Posted by: Mule
Date: May 13, 2004 01:30AM

I have met lots and they all stink.


Posted by: gun-smoke
Date: May 13, 2004 05:58AM

So what if the Aussies are all sexist, homophoic and enjoy beer?

I say that there examples for everyone!


Posted by: Mule
Date: May 13, 2004 12:00PM

England beat the crap out of them in the Rugby didnt they?


Posted by: Better than England
Date: May 14, 2004 12:25AM

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the second Day.

On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and barbies on the beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day.

On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies. God saw that it was
good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.

On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.

On the Fifth day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach,drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies. God saw that it
was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.

On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf , drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.

On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good .. well almost good. God saw that the blokes were tired and needed a rest.

So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook and clean the barbie. God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was bloody good.

IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!


Posted by: Aussie Aussie Aussie
Date: May 14, 2004 12:27AM

We may be beer swilling, homophobic, sexist louts, but your sheilas love us!


Posted by: Mule
Date: May 14, 2004 01:52AM

Yeah but didnt England beat You at Rugby?


Posted by: Aussie Aussie Aussie
Date: May 14, 2004 02:28AM

Who cares.

Their sheilas still prefer us to poms


Posted by: Mule
Date: May 15, 2004 02:19PM

O know but didnt England beat those fools at Rugby?


Posted by: Mule
Date: May 15, 2004 02:38PM



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Date: May 15, 2004 02:39PM

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Posted by: frank224
Date: May 20, 2004 02:51AM

who cares about rugby?


Posted by: Jon
Date: May 23, 2004 02:59PM

Me !


Posted by: cabana_boy
Date: May 26, 2004 10:11PM

Not sure how the UK got into this. Seems they have a bit of a superiority complex to me.


Posted by: Hephaestion
Date: May 27, 2004 01:11PM

Awfully hard **NOT** to have a superiority complex when dealing with Aussies, eh?


Posted by: Mike
Date: May 28, 2004 12:46AM

Unless your a POM, ofcourse.

Those non bathers wouldn't know know superiority is. Even if it slapped their face's while sleeping at their desk.


Posted by: The Pope
Date: June 03, 2004 09:04PM

Bless You My Children.... Well At Least We're Not German, Or, Unless, One of you are and Your not telling us... Zeeeg Hile Heel Clicker's


Posted by: Captain Canuck
Date: June 17, 2004 04:29PM

and you are all better than the yanks.


Posted by: Mike R
Date: July 20, 2004 11:20PM

We've gotta be......the Yanks don't play rugby do they?


Posted by: ThePowerOfX-tc
Date: November 20, 2004 10:35PM

atleast Balloo didn't think this was porn


Posted by: cesiuminjector
Date: February 08, 2005 03:42AM

you austrailians seem like good people


Posted by: cantouchthis03
Date: March 11, 2005 06:19AM

hardy hardy har.. ilive in australia


Posted by: Ayhand
Date: April 08, 2005 12:11PM

me too but its funny


Posted by: Tiw
Date: December 22, 2005 10:09AM

I like it smiling smiley Shame about the spam links posting above though.


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