Balloo Report This Comment Date: May 13, 2004 02:59AM
This "form"— joke or not— infers that ALL Aussies are
beer-swilling, homophobic, sexist louts. I beg to disagree. I have personally
met three who were not. No.... make that two.
Mule Report This Comment Date: May 13, 2004 05:30AM
I have met lots and they all stink.
gun-smoke Report This Comment Date: May 13, 2004 09:58AM
So what if the Aussies are all sexist, homophoic and enjoy beer?
I say that there examples for everyone!
Mule Report This Comment Date: May 13, 2004 04:00PM
England beat the crap out of them in the Rugby didnt they?
Better than England Report This Comment Date: May 14, 2004 04:25AM
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches,
going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going prawning, sleeping
and barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was
the second Day.
On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and barbies on the
beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the
Third Day.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide
tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies. God saw that it was
good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak
and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came
and it was the Fifth Day.
On the Fifth day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach,drink
the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies. God saw that it
was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.
On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to
the footy, surf , drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God
created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.
On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the
hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes, smelled
the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good ..
well almost good. God saw that the blokes were tired and needed a rest.
So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook and clean
the barbie. God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was
bloody good.
IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!
Aussie Aussie Aussie Report This Comment Date: May 14, 2004 04:27AM
We may be beer swilling, homophobic, sexist louts, but your sheilas love us!
Mule Report This Comment Date: May 14, 2004 05:52AM
Yeah but didnt England beat You at Rugby?
Aussie Aussie Aussie Report This Comment Date: May 14, 2004 06:28AM
Who cares.
Their sheilas still prefer us to poms
Mule Report This Comment Date: May 15, 2004 06:19PM
O know but didnt England beat those fools at Rugby?
Mule Report This Comment Date: May 15, 2004 06:39PM
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frank224 Report This Comment Date: May 20, 2004 06:51AM
who cares about rugby?
Jon Report This Comment Date: May 23, 2004 06:59PM
Me !
cabana_boy Report This Comment Date: May 27, 2004 02:11AM
Not sure how the UK got into this. Seems they have a bit of a superiority
complex to me.
Hephaestion Report This Comment Date: May 27, 2004 05:11PM
Awfully hard **NOT** to have a superiority complex when dealing with Aussies,
eh?
Mike Report This Comment Date: May 28, 2004 04:46AM
Unless your a POM, ofcourse.
Those non bathers wouldn't know know superiority is. Even if it slapped their
face's while sleeping at their desk.
The Pope Report This Comment Date: June 04, 2004 01:04AM
Bless You My Children.... Well At Least We're Not German, Or, Unless, One of
you are and Your not telling us... Zeeeg Hile Heel Clicker's
Captain Canuck Report This Comment Date: June 17, 2004 08:29PM
and you are all better than the yanks.
Mike R Report This Comment Date: July 21, 2004 03:20AM
We've gotta be......the Yanks don't play rugby do they?
ThePowerOfX-tc Report This Comment Date: November 21, 2004 03:35AM
atleast Balloo didn't think this was porn
cesiuminjector Report This Comment Date: February 08, 2005 08:42AM
you austrailians seem like good people
cantouchthis03 Report This Comment Date: March 11, 2005 11:19AM
hardy hardy har.. ilive in australia
Ayhand Report This Comment Date: April 08, 2005 04:11PM
me too but its funny
Tiw Report This Comment Date: December 22, 2005 03:09PM
I like it
Shame about the spam links posting above
though.
