DJTECHNO Report This Comment
Date: January 26, 2005 01:21AM

smell my hand!

honkytonk Report This Comment
Date: January 26, 2005 01:53AM

Look at damn infidels,the're trying to fuck up my day again!

geezer Report This Comment
Date: January 26, 2005 02:26AM

I'm the barber of Seville, figaro, figaro, figaroooooooo!!

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: January 26, 2005 02:44AM

"who the fuck does he dink he is, he can not park there!"

duuuuuuuuuuuuude Report This Comment
Date: January 26, 2005 03:50AM

what did the 5 fingers say to the face?

Stiffler Report This Comment
Date: January 26, 2005 04:07AM

You wore that balaclava with those shoes? Didn't your mother teach you anything?

Bill Report This Comment
Date: January 26, 2005 01:13PM

we're defending our country with pea shooters and are waiting to get our ass kicked by a huge freakin tank

Sokratesz Report This Comment
Date: January 26, 2005 03:14PM

check my new aftershave

Bob Report This Comment
Date: January 26, 2005 03:34PM

Do you like my massive trouser snake?

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: January 26, 2005 04:32PM

I told you nobody was going to try to slip into mexico.

Bill Report This Comment
Date: January 26, 2005 05:10PM

Damn it, I left the stove on...I'll be right back

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: January 26, 2005 07:13PM

You wore a black balaclava too?! You bastard! You KNOW that's my trademark!

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: January 26, 2005 10:22PM

look at how big his head is, you should aim at it, not mine

elcc Report This Comment
Date: January 26, 2005 10:54PM

-How 'bout a hug? C'mon man, we're in this together!

-No! I don't care, now go to your side of the barbed wire!

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: January 26, 2005 11:11PM

u shoot my dog!!

Crpdeth Report This Comment
Date: January 27, 2005 03:18PM

Ay! Whats your Mothers name? You look just like me...We could be freeking twins here!

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: February 28, 2005 11:27PM

Why the fack's he wearin my Sunday gear???????

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: February 28, 2005 11:28PM

I'd shoot him in the head but it's bullet-proof !!

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 06, 2005 07:36AM

"Marry him, or marry me? I'm the one who loves you baby can't you see. I ain't got no future or family tree but, I know what a prince and lover ought to be, I know what a prince and lover ought to beeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: July 18, 2005 04:19PM

Look! Over there! It's a Palestinian boy about 9 years old. OH no! He's holdiong a stone in his hand. We are in fear of our lives aren't we? OK so, Bectha 10 shekels I can give him an excedrin Headache from here. Make it 20 shekels.

NINININININININININ Report This Comment
Date: October 14, 2005 07:28PM

Anonymous@172118 was funniest.

Cone: Hey guys, you´re ruining my picture. Guys?!

summerofkorn Report This Comment
Date: October 31, 2005 09:12PM

"Let's dancethe tango"

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: January 03, 2006 12:15PM

I think i parked our getaway car over there!