whitetrash Report This Comment Date: April 25, 2006 01:18AM
having a heavy flow month?
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: April 25, 2006 01:24AM
Welcome to Lake Coochie.
pro_junior Report This Comment Date: April 25, 2006 05:27AM
God went into the garden of eden one day and when he found Adam he asked him,
where's Eve?
Adam said, she went down to the lake to go swimming...
God replied, oh great, now all the fish are gonna smell like pussy!
Mrkim Report This Comment Date: April 25, 2006 05:50AM
That's hilarious pro !!!!
jgoins Report This Comment Date: April 25, 2006 10:52AM
The way women used to douche.
XIII Report This Comment Date: April 25, 2006 12:15PM
Best way to clean a chick is to beat her against a rock!
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: April 25, 2006 07:56PM
And God looked down upon the garden of Eden and saw that that Adam was smiling.
God thought: "I'll soon fix that."
That night, when Adam was asleep, God took one of Adams ribs, and made woman,
then placed her beside Adam.
A week later, Adam was no longer smiling. God looked down, well pleased with his
work, thinking, "that'll teach him, he won't smile anymore!"
And so it was that Adam smiled no more.
pro_junior Report This Comment Date: May 15, 2006 03:45PM
God went into the garden of eden and saw that adam was sad and lonely. So god
said to adam, I think you need a companion and I will create one for you. I will
call my new creation 'woman' she will be beautiful and loving. she will treat
you like a king, she will be smart and funny and will do anything you like. she
will be the sweetest thing you have ever seen....
then god said, however it will cost you and arm and a leg for me to make
her....
adam thought it over for a few minutes, then he asked god,
well what can I get for a rib?